Tuesday, January 23, 2007

bilge bungling economics

Today in the news: A wanton sexaholic has been arrested for converting to ascetism without prior notification at the sperm bank where he contributed regularly.

In other local news, several dogs have given birth to kittens, officials baffled.

In international news, A Princess of an obscure former Soviet satelite country (which has recently reinstated the monarchy) has appeared on television to protest the senseless slaughter of defenseless soya beans to meet the demands of the insatiable vegetarian commodities market.

Today's news, on the hour, with up-to-the-minute updates on the latest futures prices of next year's pork bellies, pork rinds, bananas and prize winning boxers.

B8AFM in Newport, New Jersey for all the news that's fit to spread malicious rumours about on national public radio!

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